Don’t worry. All you need is a funny hat and some strange shaped buildings in the background.
BOOM! Pew pew pew! Bang bang! Kaboom! Zap! Pow! But what about the plot and charact–BLAM! Pew pew! Boom! KABLA– oh the budget ran out.
My Honest Thoughts on Action Scenes...
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My Honest Thoughts on Dark Lords...
The folks at Calliope Writing Coach were kind enough to interview me for their podcast. We talk about the origins of my writing career and how I acquired my pseudo internet fame with Terrible Writing Advice. Check it out at the link below:
I see you clicked on the show more button in the description. Excellent. Just as I planned. Intrigue plots need a few things to work. No, not a perfect synergy of mystery, tension, great characterization and exciting action. All intrigue needs is a bunch of hooded dudes spouting cryptic nonsense at a screen showing the protagonists as they struggle in vain to figure out what is going on. What is really going on? What is the truth? The audience doesn’t know, but the greatest truth is neither does the author.
My Honest Thoughts on Intrigue Plots...
In the battle for pop culture only mean internet comments can turn the tide! Learn only the best tactics to employ against content creators as the eternal battle between critic and artist rages on with no end in sight.
My Honest Thoughts on Giving Criticism...
A writer need not march off to face the forces of darkness unprepared for battle! All writers should arm themselves with the best and brightest clichés to aid them in their fight. After all, a writer should write with honor and courage and… HA HA HA! No. A writer should use every dirty trick in the book when writing a fantasy battle. Well so long as those don’t involve putting too much effort.
My Honest Thoughts on Fantasy Battles...
The ultimate fear… for a studio is to be stuck in the niche market of survival horror. Don’t worry! With these helpful tips, any game company big or small can create a smash hit survival horror game with zero effort. I hear there is no competition for zombie games.
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Technology sucks! Here is a cyberpunk video that proves it. What has technology ever done for humanity? It certainly can’t be that it’s not the technology, but how humans utilized their tools that determines their quality of life. No. That can’t be it at all. Better ramble about that in my cyberpunk story and dress it up in purple prose. Also I should add some cyber powers while I’m at it. Those won’t make technology look cool.
My Honest Thoughts on Cyberpunk...
Clichés can hurt your writing, but can also be an opportunity. Learning to identify and handle clichés is an important skill for a writer to learn. Writer’s worried about finding clichés in their writing might find this video helpful as I cover a few of the many ways one can utilize clichés to their advantage. It’s not just about eliminating clichés, but a clever writer can use clichés to shape and subvert audience expectation.
Welcome to my first honest thoughts video. This will not replace Terrible Writing Advice. Too much positivity is poisonous to me. Rest assured, the cynicism will return next video.
You should most definitely not click that read more button.